Profundity

Sitting here at work during my lunch break I felt this overwhelming desire to write something profound (the bull shit bug bit me). So what profundity do I have to share with any and all? PROFUNDITY.

I pulled the word profundity from the nether regions of my brain. Yes I know I need to clean back there more often. I was pretty sure of the definition, but decided to look it up anyway.

profundity

NOUN:
pl. profundities

Great depth.

Depth of intellect, feeling, or meaning.

Something profound or abstruse.

It’s not used too often, at least not in my circles. Of course in my circles great depth is considered a place to fish; Intellect is one of them computer companies; feeling is what you do in the dark to find your beer; and abstruse is one of them exercise machines used to tighten the belly.

I am now done waisting your time with useless drivel. This has been more of an anti-profundity for three reasons.

It was pretty shallow.

Intellect was lost, feeling was numb, and meaning was absent.

It was something superficial or exoteric.

Or has it really been a profundity? I guess it depends on if you can belch your ABC’s.